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Experiment No. 58: Minty Q-Tips 

Expectoration is a billion-dollar global market. But as orifices go ears are, so to speak, an untapped market.

 

Experiment No. 121: Crib Clothing

In addition to FREE 24/7 cribbage lessons I happily transform your belt or shoes into a practical crib board.

 

Experiment No 26: Pocket Obits

Cornering the niche market in funeral pamphletry with pre-obituaries and mini newspaper eulogies. 

 

Experiment No 88: Rent-a-Granny

A service linking wise old people with stupid young people. 

 

Experiment No. 89: Rent-a-me 

A service for tasks common-sensical, strength-based and writing-related. (Also: ukelele-a-grams, Mariah Careyoke-a-grams and a hotline to settle petty grievances.)

 

Experiment No. 50: Locum Editor 

I work as a guest editor on-and-off at small town papers anywhere, 

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