

Man invents latest in ear freshness
Expectoration is a billion-dollar global industry but as orifices go, ears are, so to speak, an untapped market.One Nanton man plans to...


REPLICA TITANIC SINKS IN NANTON PARADE
“NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF CAN DESTROY THIS FLOAT!” DECLARES LOCAL MAN SECONDS BEFORE FLOAT CRASHES IN ANNUAL NANTON DAYS PARADE NANTON,...


I SOLVE A 107-YEAR-OLD MYSTERY... SORTA ... NOT REALLY
GRANUM, ALBERTA Hey you there. Yes, you. Question: Ever drive by Granum on Highway 2? Ever noticed the cemetery with the one solitary...


HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR!...
...HEADLINE USED IN SHAMELESS PLOY TO ADVERTISE NEW ROOFTOP PATIO. NANTON, ALBERTA In this Experiment we examine what miniature newspaper...


LOCAL MAN SURVIVES "DUCKSASTER"
THIS WEEK WE ASK: Why does nobody kayak mighty Mosquito Creek? (SPOILER ALERT: Because ducks.) A DUCK TALE OF CAUTION: NANTON, ALBERTA...


GOIN' BABB TO BABB
Two trips to Babb, Montana in one week inspire mini newspaper editor to write issue that doubles as not a babb lil’ drinking game. “Babb”...


NANTON MAN BUILDS A BETTER MOUSETRAP
LOCAL SCHEMER STARTS SMALL NEWSPAPER EMPIRE ... Vows to become overnight millionaire or drink case of beer trying This week is an...


NANTON'S BATTLE OF MINIATURES IS SUPER-COLLABORATIONARY-WITH-EXTRA-FICTICIOUS-DOSES
MINI MUSEUM FEATURES HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AMOUNT OF HORSE POOP One of my favourite questions from people visiting me at the MacEwan...


If you fill it, they will come (but not go in)
I like a good experiment where, great success or bitter, bitter failure, I still have a good time. The pickup truck cold tub was just...


NUNAVUT TO NANTON, WITH LOVE
I personally cannot think of a better way to ring in Canada Day than with whale blubber. Last week, this newspaper hosted a special...







