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LOCAL SCHEMER STARTS SMALL NEWSPAPER EMPIRE ... Vows to become overnight millionaire or drink case of beer trying This week is an...

Experiment No. 58: Minty Q-Tips
Expectoration is a billion-dollar global market. But as orifices go ears are, so to speak, an untapped market.
Experiment No. 121: Crib Clothing
In addition to FREE 24/7 cribbage lessons I happily transform your belt or shoes into a practical crib board.
Experiment No 26: Pocket Obits
Cornering the niche market in funeral pamphletry with pre-obituaries and mini newspaper eulogies.
Experiment No 88: Rent-a-Granny
A service linking wise old people with stupid young people.
Experiment No. 89: Rent-a-me
A service for tasks common-sensical, strength-based and writing-related. (Also: ukelele-a-grams, Mariah Careyoke-a-grams and a hotline to settle petty grievances.)
Experiment No. 50: Locum Editor
I work as a guest editor on-and-off at small town papers anywhere,